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Cat's Logs - Week 22

It's been storming all weekend.

Thunder and lightning. Didn't bother me at all: I slept through it all comfortably settled under the bed.

What? No I was not afraid. I like it under the bed. Just because I don't spend a lot of time there doesn't mean it isn't an important part of my territory.

And what about that alleged Princess who spent the whole storm hogging the spot on the couch next to GlennaJo?

They also hide who cling to their attendants.

I love sunny days with no attendants over foot.

I follow the warm light, shifting from room to room and occasionally rolling over on the floor like a sunflower facing the sun.

When the sun is shining really brightly, I get this warmth all over that soothes my muscles and rests my soul.

On weekends and vacations my attendant can be very insistent that I sit by her rather than in the sun. I try to oblige on gray days because I realize bonding is very important to humans.

But my heart belongs to sunshine.

I'm feeling a bit squished tonight.

GlennaJo grabbed me the minute she got home and leaned her cramped and knotted shoulder on me while I purred.

It's nice to be appreciated, although I consider my intellectual conversation and spirituality to be more significant reasons for admiration.

It did work, however, eliminating pain she had suffered from all day. And she was properly appreciative, too.

I got 10 liver treats for my trouble.

Apparently sharing your values is an important responsibility for high-profile role models, so I've decided to share my considerable expertise in the art of fe-oga.

We begin with the Full Catnip Position. When I lie in the sunshine in this position, my body relaxation is optimized and my mind is free to meditate on joy.

Like the catnip plant that welcomes you with promises of great intimacy and delight, this position signals trust and safety to your friends and attendants.

Don't do drugs--meditate on catnip.

Today we look at the Snake Position.

Just as snakes crawl through the grass in a tantalizing and mesmerizing pattern, so your friends and attendants will be amazed that you put yourself into this pretzel-like position.

Intertwined like this, all your limbs support each other providing maximum relaxation and freeing the mind for planning how to keep your attendant on her toes.

From the snake we learn to keep a low profile.

Don't drop out of school--study snakes.

Now for the Leap Position.

In this position, the limbs assume an active posture with the toes free to stretch. This builds the muscle strength necessary for those trips to the top of the refrigerator.

This position also maximizes the energy flow through your limbs, releasing tension and freeing your mind to meditate on future conquests.

Like leaps from the tops of bookshelves onto unsuspecting attendants.

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