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Cat's Log Friday, January 7, 2000

Before we start on the long list of GlennaJo's CATO agreement violations, a little introduction is in order.

The Cat Alliance Treaty Organization was formed by a coalition of felines and humans. At the signing ceremony, the human delegation was doing a typical political ovation of the preamble, including:

"In order to promote inter-species understanding through appreciation and respect for our rich and diverse cultural traditions..."

By this point the feline delegation was snickering so hard it was all they could do to resist rolling on the floor in laughter. After all, there has never in all of recorded history been any clear evidence of a human understanding feline culture, let alone appreciating and respecting it.

In one of life's deep ironies, the human delegation was totally unaware the snickering was even going on, which just goes to prove,

You can fool all of the humans all of the time.

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