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Cat's Log Thursday, January 6, 2000

Perhaps you've heard of my recent pawsuit against GlennaJo.

In it I cover the many violations of the CATO (Cat Alliance Treaty Organization) agreement and the Feneva Convention that I have to live with on a daily basis.

Let's start with the key provision of the Feneva Convention that cats are not to be subjected to cruel and unusual punishment. I'll have you know that yesterday I had to go a full 24 hours with NO LIVER TREATS even though there were several unopened packages on the top of the refrigerator! What's the use of getting tasty holiday gifts if they lie around unopened?

GlennaJo claims this gross neglect does not qualify as "cruel and unusual" under the terms of the convention.

You can lead humans to read stuff, but you can't make them understand.

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