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Cat's Log Wednesday, November 3, 1999

It appears GlennaJo is apologizing for the grossly misleading and unfair article SHE wrote yesterday and then published under MY name.

Oh, no, she didn't do anything as classy as saying she's sorry and even commenting that she hopes my feelings weren't hurt.

But she did bring home an interesting array of items from the store: A moist dinner in a foil package, two different types of soft cat treats (including my very favorite liver treats) and one of those fishing pole style human toys with two different tips. I only include her toy in the list because she always seems to think I want to help her play with those boring things so I think it may be part of the apology. You know, one of those the family that plays together tolerates each other things.

She hasn't opened any of them yet, but I have big plans:

- When she opens the foil dinner, I will look at it as though it is approximately one grade above hog manure and then make litter box motions near the bowl. It's a safe bet she'll give it to me anyway, since her poor grasp of feline communications is legendary. I will then show no interest whatsoever until she leaves the room, no matter how good the food smells. However, if it's any good, the next time she looks at the dish it will all be gone, so she will buy it again (she might anyway, so I sure hope it's good).

- When she puts any of the soft treats in my dish, I will look at her with big sad eyes until she adds another treat to the offering. I will continue this strategy until she loses interest and walks away, at which time I will enjoy my haul.

- There there's the toy:

Trips to the store hold the promise of endless amusement.

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