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Cat's Log Monday, January 10, 2000

A large portion of the CATO agreement is dedicated to appropriate petting.

Petiquette requires a 25-minute ceremony addressing in detail the time, duration, pressure, location, and accompanying sound effects of touching. Any deviation from the correct ceremony and the touching is supposed to be canceled.

I must admit the agreement made little difference in this area. There is never, either before or after the signing, any documented case of a human going through the complete ritual.

I've just hit GlennaJo with 1,123,432,345,342 counts of violating this provision.

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